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Ah city livin'.

Today I prevailed in the ancient art of egg saladry when I made lunch WITHOUT an egg slicer. I used good old-fashioned elbow grease and ingenuity to make some of the most delicious sandwiches that were eaten this week by anyone, anywhere. More delicious than any sandwich containing a Granny Smith apple, that's for sure. Oh Granny Smith, when will you learn? Your tart and delicious fruit belongs in pies and strudels, not between roasted turkey and cheddar cheese.

Following here will be the list of movies I mean to see in the next two months. Of course, I won't see hardly any of them. Why? Because movie tickets cost $9, and that's WITH the discount. I can see very clearly why fewer Americans are going to the movies, and I don't blame them. Sure, it may end with the ironic demise of the very industry I mean to become a part of, but hey, nine goddamn dollars?! It is ridiculous. So anyway, here is the list of movies I most likely can't afford to see, but it's good to have goals, right? So what if they're not "ambitious" or "credible"... psh...

Already OUT
- Pretty Persuasion
- The Baxter

Sept. 16th '05
- Thumbsucker
- Corpse Bride
- Everything is Illuminated
- Shopgirl

Dec. 2nd '05
-Aeon Flux

Dec. 9th '05
- Chronicles of Narnia
Who wants to hang out at the movies on September 16th?